Dear Max
If I had a fun list of toddler rules for Chez Kovarsky, this is how it would look:
– Thou shalt only draw on paper. And by paper I mean paper that has been allocated to you. Not my notebooks, or stuff I’m working on or proofing.
– The phone is for kids’ apps only – not for phoning overseas
– Twitter is for mom only. You aren’t allowed to tweet, follow or unfollow anyone from my account
– Black markers are not for drawing on your legs
– The dog is not a horse and must not be ridden
– Lights must be switched off during the day, even though it’s a lot of fun switching them on
– The MacBook is not a touchscreen, so please don’t touch (I totally understand why you would think this though)
– Your trucks and diggers are not for digging up my potplants
– Food must either be eaten or left on the plate – not given to the dog at the table, nor placed in your cup of water
– Nailpolish and makeup can only be used under supervision.
By order of management.
T Kovarsky
PS: Carry on being awesome
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3 Comments
LOL! How are those rules working for you?
February 1, 2012 at 10:10 amI’m having a problem with the drawing one… We’ve had to change that rule to:
Thou shalt only be allowed to draw under parental supervision!
Our Labradors might disagree about not being play horses. I think they actually like it.
February 1, 2012 at 5:43 pmHahah… Thou shalt not mash your food into my carpets or feed the ants.
February 1, 2012 at 11:28 pmThou shalt not shake your hands to clean them – use wet wipes or wash them.
Thou shalt swallow your juice, not wash the floor with it!
My son has found drawing on his stomach is much fun of late!