The things I never thought I’d say

March 16, 2012

Dear Max

One can never anticipate the changes that will happen when you have kids, but even with my experience of looking after other people’s kids, did I think I’d be saying stuff like this:

– Yay! You made a poo!

– Don’t worry. I’ll take the poo out the bath and you can have another bath

– Chocolate for breakfast? Okay, why not.

– No wee’ing on the floor. Only in the garden, bath or toilet

– If you pull the cat’s tail again, I’ll pull yours (huh? really?)

– It’s about to rain, so the park is closed

– That drain water is not for drinking

– You want a dog biscuit?

– You want another dog biscuit?

 

Moms, what are the things you never thought you’d say to your kids?

 

xxx

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11 Comments

  • Lea-Anne

    If you fall Im going to smack you… (really? lol)

    March 16, 2012 at 8:28 am Reply
    • Tanya Kovarsky

      Haha!

      March 16, 2012 at 2:01 pm Reply
  • Jessica from Mommy Matters

    “If it tasted better off the floor, the that’s where I will leave the food for you.” -Yip I said it and yip, sometimes that’s exactly where the food gets eaten from.

    March 16, 2012 at 8:47 am Reply
  • Spirited Mama

    Bwhaha, Jessica. My son doesn’t mind picking food from the floor either.

    If you don’t stop crying, I’ll give you a reaason to cry… OMG!
    Please get your hands out of the brid cage! They’re gonna bite you.
    Today we’re having cakes & sweets for dinner.

    My vocab consists of No/Don’t do that?stop that/Please don’t/ That’s enough…

    March 16, 2012 at 9:15 am Reply
    • Tanya Kovarsky

      I wrote a similar post a few months ago. I am always saying no, don’t touch, leave that, no, no, please stop etc etc 🙂

      March 16, 2012 at 2:00 pm Reply
  • TJ

    Hahhaha… “it’s about to rain, so the park is closed” love it!

    March 16, 2012 at 11:48 am Reply
  • Sam

    Hmmmm, my boy is still small so mine aren’t as *cough* sophisticated yet, but I never thought I’d be saying “stop pulling your balls so hard, you’re going to hurt yourself”

    xxx

    March 16, 2012 at 11:53 am Reply
    • Tanya Kovarsky

      And “Get your finger out your nose”. Bwahaha

      March 16, 2012 at 1:59 pm Reply
  • Namhla

    “Because, i said so!”

    March 16, 2012 at 12:52 pm Reply
    • Tanya Kovarsky

      Love that one! I wish it worked every time 🙂

      March 16, 2012 at 1:59 pm Reply
  • V

    “Take your finger out your bum” is one I found myself saying the other day. I thought of quite a few the other day but of course, today my mind has gone blank!

    March 16, 2012 at 4:44 pm Reply
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