Your list of house rules

February 1, 2012

Dear Max

If I had a fun list of toddler rules for Chez Kovarsky, this is how it would look:

– Thou shalt only draw on paper. And by paper I mean paper that has been allocated to you. Not my notebooks, or stuff I’m working on or proofing.
– The phone is for kids’ apps only – not for phoning overseas
– Twitter is for mom only. You aren’t allowed to tweet, follow or unfollow anyone from my account
– Black markers are not for drawing on your legs
– The dog is not a horse and must not be ridden
– Lights must be switched off during the day, even though it’s a lot of fun switching them on
– The MacBook is not a touchscreen, so please don’t touch (I totally understand why you would think this though)
– Your trucks and diggers are not for digging up my potplants
– Food must either be eaten or left on the plate – not given to the dog at the table, nor placed in your cup of water
– Nailpolish and makeup can only be used under supervision.

By order of management.

T Kovarsky

PS: Carry on being awesome

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3 Comments

  • Sharon

    LOL! How are those rules working for you?
    I’m having a problem with the drawing one… We’ve had to change that rule to:
    Thou shalt only be allowed to draw under parental supervision!

    February 1, 2012 at 10:10 am Reply
  • Cat@jugglingact

    Our Labradors might disagree about not being play horses. I think they actually like it.

    February 1, 2012 at 5:43 pm Reply
  • TJ

    Hahah… Thou shalt not mash your food into my carpets or feed the ants.
    Thou shalt not shake your hands to clean them – use wet wipes or wash them.
    Thou shalt swallow your juice, not wash the floor with it!
    My son has found drawing on his stomach is much fun of late!

    February 1, 2012 at 11:28 pm Reply
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